| Friday, January 2nd, 2009 |
| 5:33 pm |
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| Thursday, January 1st, 2009 |
| 10:41 am |
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| Sunday, December 28th, 2008 |
| 9:06 pm |
three office drabbles (jim/pam) g/pg title: elephants
fandom: the office
character(s)/pairing(s): jim || jim/pam
rating: pg
word count: 135
spoilers: nothing past s2
summary: i may be a liar, but i'm not the only one.
( drabble i )
title: solitaire
fandom: the office
character(s)/pairing(s): pam || pam/jim, pam/roy
rating: g
word count: 215
spoilers: casino night
summary: solitaire as a metaphor for relationships. this is how you know you're spending too much time playing computer games, no?
( drabble ii )
title: so this is the new year
fandom: the office
character(s)/pairing(s): jim, karen || jim/pam, jim/karen
rating: pg
word count: 278
spoilers: s3
summary: his new year’s resolution had been the same every year for the past five.
( drabble iii ) |
| Friday, December 26th, 2008 |
| 7:41 pm |
we were born to the garden of eden (kate/sun) pg title: we were born to the garden of eden
fandom: lost
character(s)/pairing(s): kate/sun
rating: pg13
word count: 250
prompt: cobalt for femslash100's periodic table challenge (progress 5/30)
spoilers: none, really, though s4 was in mind when i wrote this.
summary: kate's parole sentence finally comes up. i think you know where i'm going with this.
( cobalt blue ) |
| Thursday, December 25th, 2008 |
| 6:00 pm |
and to all a good night (bella/edward) pg title: and to all a good night
fandom: twilight
character(s)/Pairing(s): bella/edward
rating: pg
word Count: 198
spoilers: none.
summary: some holiday fluff because i couldn't resisit. the timeline on this is sketchy. depending on your perspective it could really be anytime; pre- or post-bd. ( Promise me you won't laugh. ) |
| Monday, December 22nd, 2008 |
| 10:22 am |
he loves me, he loves me not (bella/edward) pg Title: he loves me, he loves me not
Fandom: twilight
Character(s)/Pairing(s): bella/edward
Rating: pg
Word Count: 510
Spoilers: takes place somewhere between new moon and eclipse. no spoilers past there.
Summary: despite the probable angst the title may suggest, this is supposed to be a humor ficlet (maybe with an angsty twist. but just a little one).
( What if I was ugly? ) |
| Friday, December 19th, 2008 |
| 7:26 pm |
seeds that make the higher ground grow and multiply (pam/karen) pg13 Title: seeds that make the higher ground grow and multiply Fandom: the office Character(s)/Pairing(s): pam/karen Rating: pg13 Word Count: 2582 Spoilers: this goes AU mid-S3, so nothing past there. Summary: Something draws her eyes upward (magnetic fields shimmer around her in an endless cloud of positive and negative) and catches the corner of Karen’s mouth, the guarded narrow of her eyes and a shock of heat slams into her chest. S3 AU. The love story you never knew you always wanted. ( Middles. Beginnings. Ends. ) |
| Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 |
| 3:36 pm |
vanilla (claire/shannon) pg13 Title: Vanilla
Fandom: Lost
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Claire/Shannon
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 258
Spoilers: None. There's no real timeline for this, except that it's post-Do No Harm.
Summary: Drunkenness and lesbian debauchery abound.
( “There’s something I’ve always wondered about.” ) |
| Sunday, November 30th, 2008 |
| 4:53 pm |
Music meme stolen from <lj user Put your MP3 player/playlist on shuffle and write down the first line of the first twenty songs. Post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-first is the title.
Bye, Bye Baby
Man I’ve had a few
It was Halloween and the ghosts were out
Rise up off the ground where you lay
You always want me to be a part of you
There's an island hidden in the sound
Come, sing me a song
I see a mansard roof through the trees
I want to draw you a floor plan of my head and heart
The gutter may profess its love
I had a hot date with a fast girl
Without going out of my door
I try to scrape it off the thought of skin against skin
I once knew a girl in the years of my youth
I and 2 and 3 and 4
I've got your picture of me and you
If my man was fighting
like the leaves at my feet, he’s a victim of gravity
I'll lay down my glasses
( Song titles and artists. ) |
| Sunday, November 23rd, 2008 |
| 10:30 am |
i had to make a sound out of dead air [your silence is murder] (jacob/leah/nessie) r Title: i had to try to make a sound out of dead air (your silence is murder) Fandom: Twilight Character(s)/Pairing(s): Nessie, Jacob, Leah, Bella, Jasper, Edward || Nessie/Jacob, Jacob/Leah, Leah/Nessie Rating: R Word Count: 3740 Spoilers: post-BD Summary: You spend hours staring at your hands, like you’re holding a grenade that’s balancing precariously on a half-pulled pin.
Author's Note: I said that I'd post this awhile ago, but I'm just getting to it now. I know a lot of people don't like Nessie/Renesme/whatever you want to call her, but I ask that you give this a chance anyway. Nessie has a very honest and blunt view of her parents and Jacob here, so keep that in mind. This is probably one of the oddest things I've written, if not ever then certainly for this fandom. But I had so much fun writing it. It was challenge though. ( You feel like you’re always too warm, overheating in your own skin, being cooked from the inside out. You may have the body of a sixteen year old (for the moment) but your flesh and your hair and your teeth have only been around for a little over six years; you think maybe you’re still raw, tender to the touch and wrapped neatly in new, pink skin. ) |
| Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 |
| 7:29 pm |
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| Friday, November 14th, 2008 |
| 7:39 pm |
So remember that problem we were having before, where icons change into someone else's?
Well now one of my Jate icons is now... *drum roll*
A girl in a devil's costume groping her own boobs. Not kidding.
Oh, LiveJournal. Your follies are hilarious. |
| Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 |
| 6:23 pm |
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| Tuesday, November 11th, 2008 |
| 4:18 pm |
Bush meets Obama Oh god, the awkwardness.
Am I the only one that wants to use funny voices and fill in what they're saying?
Laura and Michelle are having a really stilted conversation about mountain goats. (Don't ask.) |
| 9:02 am |
Drabble requests I'm taking drabble requests.
Prompt me with a pairing, lyric, poem, line of dialogue, situation or word. I'll write (or at least attempt to) anything from Lost, The Office or Twilight, but I'm willing to write for the other fandoms on my userinfo page by special request.
Now get prompting! |
| Sunday, November 9th, 2008 |
| 9:31 pm |
This is about the underwear scene from the Twilight trailer.
I laughed so hard, I cried. I don't even know how I came across this, I just... wow.
Not too work safe, but nothing R rated. Except Baby Got Back. You might not want that blaring out your speakers.
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| Saturday, November 8th, 2008 |
| 4:00 pm |
the unbearable color of things (boone/shannon) pg13 Title: the unbearable color of things
Fandom: LOST
Prompt: 40 - Dance @ 50_darkfics
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Boone/Shannon
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 520
Spoilers: Not really.
Summary: It’s an accusation, a sword she wields because she can, because it feels so satisfying to see blood in its wake; a vibrant red ribbon of aftershock. Switches back and forth betweenconversations they've had during their lives, and after.
Author's Notes: Title from "Thinking Out Loud" by Emiliana Torrini. This was expanded from a iTunes shuffle writing challenge I did a couple months back. The prompt was "Yankee Bayonet" by The Decemberists, though how I got this from that I'll never know.
( 'You died.' ) |
| Friday, October 31st, 2008 |
| 7:48 pm |
dracula was a phony (edward, alice) g Title: Dracula was a Phony
Fandom: Twilight
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Edward, Alice
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Spoilers: None.
Summary: "You have got to be kidding me."
Author's Notes: Halloween fic plot bunny that attacked me yesterday. ( Here. ) |
| Wednesday, October 29th, 2008 |
| 6:24 pm |
deleted (pam) g Title: Deleted
Fandom: The Office
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Pam (Jim/Pam)
Rating: G
Word Count: 278
Spoilers: None.
Summary: I was trying to come up with a reason for why Pam never called Jim after she called off her wedding, and this just popped into my head.
Author's Notes: This has been sitting on my hard drive for forever, and I figured I'd post it.
( Hey, Jim. ) |
| Tuesday, October 28th, 2008 |
| 10:37 pm |
Oh sarcasm. Is there any ridiculous debate you can't solve?
1. Being Gay Is Not Natural
And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts...
2. Gay Marriage Will Encourage People To Be Gay
In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing Gay Marriage Will Open The Door To All Kinds Of Crazy Behavior
People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.
4. Straight Marriage Has Been Around A Long Time And Hasn't Changed At All
Hence why women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight Marriage Will Be Less Meaningful If Gay Marriage Were Allowed
And we can't let the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.
6. Straight Marriages Are Valid Because They Produce Children
So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our population isn't out of control, our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously Gay Parents Will Raise Gay Children
Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay Marriage Is Not Supported By Religion
In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children Can Never Succeed Without A Male And A Female Role Model
Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay Marriage Will Change The Foundation Of Society; We Could Never Adapt To New Social Norms
Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Repost This If You Think Love Makes A Marriage
Vote NO On Proposition 8
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